SfH 2: Lost at the beach
Author: japancat
Content Rating: T-13
Published: 2012-07-20 00:03:16
Tags: Yu Yu Hakusho, Parody, Humor

Kurama is lost at the beach. He tries to get directions from Raizen.

Author´s Notes and Disclaimers:
Gorillas throwing bananas.
Chapter 2
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Kurama was in a real jam. He was lost. At the beach. Well, that wasn't so bad. But the guy's anal retentive about getting sun burns so that sucked to be him. He looked around trying to find his way to his nonexistant gandma's house because that's a nice little plot twist. He finally came across the only beach goer there. He approached them hesitantly with his map... of Marine World.

"Excuse me, kind sir," Kurama asked in his nicest voice. "Do you happen to know the way to...?"

"I don't want your girl scout cookies!" Raizen threw at sand dollar at him.

Kurama stared at him. That was weird. Then again girl scouts do attack people at random in disguise... "I need directions to..."

"Whatcho talkin bout?" Raizen sat facing him with his legs spread wide open like he always did. It made Kurama feel really disgusting so he cringed... And died a bit inside.

As he waved the little map of marine world around he asked again. "I need directions to my grandmother's house! Could you tell me were 3511 Elm Street is?"

"Is that even a street?"

"Yes!" Kurama wanted to smack him hard.

"I know someone that goes there all the time. He calls himself Freddy... What was it? Panther? You know him?"

"No but..."

"Isn't Elm street down the way from here?" Raizen thought about it. "I think I want a cheeseburger..."

"Will you tell me where Elm street is if I give you one?"


Kurama dug into his backpack and prioduced a cheeseburger... Somehow. Come to think of it it sounds like he used mitosis or something to make the damn thing. Diction is confusing... But Kurama ingored those pointless sentences and went on.

"I can has cheeseburger?"

Oo Kurama nodded.

"Too bad! I hate cheeseburgers!" He slapped it out of Kurama's hand and a bunch of sea gulls came and attacked the two for the burger. Raizen started jumping around and screaming. "FLY MY PRETTIES! FLY!" He fell into a tide pool. "I fall."

"Are you okay?"

"it's ok. i understand j00. l33t! Slaps j00! lolz XD"

"Orly?" Kurama's brain imploded for a second.


"No wai! Srsly?"

"Ya srsly."

"No wai!"


"Kent b!"

"GTFO! STFU n00b!" He threw a strafish at the red head.

"Enough! Tell me where Elm street is!"

"It's down the way from here!" The white haired demon crossed his arms.

"Do you swear?"

"Yes!" Slight pause. "You bastard."

"I've had enough of this! I'm going!" Kurama ran away until... A girlscout attacked! But he got away... Somehow.

"What's his problem?" Raizen raised an eyebrow. "Weirdo."

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